JOKES

itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D



 pathan to dukandar: give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon


 Pathan ko one Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Uss
Pathan ko one Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus  STOP per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA


Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak
  Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

  Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

  America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

  HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

 


Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes
 
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.Jesy hello Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:
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Mai Pehlay They Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho

 
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Ki speed sy
 
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny they to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)


Qudrat NeAurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !
 
Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p


Boy.jan main tum se bohat mohabbat karta
Boy.jan main tum se bohat mohabbat karta houn,tumharei khatir khuch be kar sakta houn.Girl;kia aasman se tarey tor ker la saktey ho.Boy;aasman se tu nae lekin tume zameen per tarey dikha sakta houn.


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Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota..


 jisay dekho wo lar k ja rahee thee, sat
jisay dekho wo lar k ja rahee thee,
sath hee ek hath jar k ja rahi thee

khuttaa ye thee k main gali main khara tha,
aur meri aankh pharkay ja rahee thee



Muje awaz de lena Kabi icecream l
Muje awaz de lena



Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena



wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena



Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki additional kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena



Kahin hular mchana ho

Kabi concert pe jana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena..



Agr hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me a

Agr hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me ay dost.....

 To ham soney se pehle aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.



Grls ki ek smirk boys ko confuse krdeti
 
Grls ki ek smirk boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,.
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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai.


A Belated Teachers Day
A Belated Teachers Day:

Its A Humble Request



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80% Of Teachers are
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.
So Plz

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BUNK The Classes As Much
As Feasible & Save Our Teachers.



Na Kia Karo Itna Yaad

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Aaaaachheeeee...

Shukar AlHamdulillah.


U miss me na? 

UFF!

Na Kia Karo Itna Yaad.

Flu ho Hata hai Mujhe.:)

1) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hello shadi ho gaii thi.


2) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!




3)wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi five rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

4) An elderly man married a young Girl,
Somebody asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

5) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense 

6) Spouse: You always over my photograph in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is an issue, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture & the issue disappears.
Spouse: You see how miraculous & powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture & say to myself,
"What other issue can there be greater than this?

7) How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr one. Janu
Yr two. O G.
Yr three. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr four. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 7. Kahan marl gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

8) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA


9) Husband two Wife : Did u Have any fella before marriage ?? Spouse remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife: Abbe ginne to De.......

10) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Spouse se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Spouse ne Husband ko two thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti



11)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry & clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!

12) What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.



13)Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had lots of trouble with u at first.



16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi one Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle he pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

17) Ali ne apni girl mate ko date par bulaya,
Wo late aai,
Girl: Kiya mai late ho gai?
Ali: Falak pe chaand sitaaron ko nend aa rahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya, tu ab aa rahi hai

18)Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

19) doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor ..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz

ka ten rope ka fayda   nazar aye ga.

20) Man : How elderly is your sister? Boy : As elderly as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a sister only when I was born